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And now, our sponsors are pulling their accounts. We're losing valuable advertising revenue. We're losing credibility in the market. And why? Because of some fly-by-night UHF station! A UHF station! This is an embarrassment! A disgrace! What do you think R. Fletcher Senior would be saying if he were alive today?

Richard Fletcher : [ mockingly ] "Help me out of this box, I can't breathe in here. Help, let me out. Fletcher : [ shoots Richard a dirty look ] We've got to do something. We've got to do it fast. Who owns that station, anyway?

Philo : Hello, my name is Philo and welcome to "Secrets of the Universe". Today we are going to learn how to make plutonium from common household items. Movie Announcer : Next week on U62, he's back. And this time, he's mad. Gandhi II. No more mister passive resistance. He's out to kick some butt. This is one bad mother you don't wanna mess with.

Movie Announcer : He's a one man wrecking crew. But he also knows how to party. Gandhi : Give me a steak, medium rare. Timid Man : Can you tell me where I can find a book on astronomy? Movie Announcer : [ addressing viewers ] He's Conan the Librarian! Young book customer : [ before Conan slices him in half ] These books are a little overdue. George Newman : Yeah, but I've been meaning to start.

Bum : [ recognizing R. Fletcher ] Hey, I know you! You're the guy that gave me that double-die Denver mint penny!

Oh, thanks a lot, Mister! That thing was worth a fortune! It's a Rolex! Teri Campbell : Hey, George, you know those crazy dreams you're always having? You think maybe I could be in some of them from now on? Teri Campbell : [ longingly ] Oh, George George Newman : Honey, let's leave this place right now! Let's go this very minute! Teri Campbell : No, George!

Let's wait until tomorrow! Teri Campbell : Because tomorrow George Newman : [ looks at the camera ] I knew she was gonna say that! George Newman : Hey, Philo, you really worked beyond the ecology on this one, thanks! Philo : I'm glad to have been of service, George. Well, it appears that my work on this planet is complete.

I must now return to my homeworld George Newman : [ dubious ] Okay, well. Have fun! George Newman : [ sees his uncle ] Hey, Uncle Harvey! Harvey Bilchik : Hey, kid, way to go! I always knew you had it in you!

You're okay! Stanley Spadowski : This is pretty good watermelon. Stanley Spadowski : Tastes like poop. I'm gonna eat some Corn Flakes.

Stanley Spadowski : These are pretty good Free toy inside! Let's find it. Stanley Spadowski : Don't let your mom know that you do this. Fletcher : [ the broadcast which ultimately gets Channel 8 shut down by the FCC; spoofing "A Face In the Crowd" ] This community means about as much to me as a festering bown of dog snot!

You think I care about the pea-brained yokels of this town? If you took their combined I. I can't stand those sniveling maggots! They make me want to puke! But, there is one good thing about broadcasting to a town full of mindless sheep. I always know I have them exactly where I want them. Wanna play a game? Look up Look down Now look at Mr. Frying Pan! George Newman : Uh-oh. Bobbo fall down and go boom. Aw, what's the matter, Bobbo? I know, you're hungry! Have I got just the thing for you!

Yes sir, clowns AND kids just can't resist the mouth-watering, lip-smacking taste of Mrs. Hackenberger's Butter Cookies! George Newman : Right, Bobbo? That's right! And guess what, Mom? Just look at how Bobbo here likes 'em! And don't forget, there's a nifty surprise inside every box of Mrs. George Newman : Oooops! George Newman : That's right! Yappy's Dog Treats! Your dog will love that real liver-and-tuna taste George Newman : With just a hint of cheese!

Stanley Spadowski : [ in the backroom of the UHF building, preparing for another fund drive. There is a knock at the back door ] Who is it? Head Thug : I got a pizza here for Mr. Stanley Spadowski. Stanley Spadowski : Pizza? For me? Ohhhh-ho-ho, boy! Stanley Spadowski : [ later, blindfolded in the backseat of a car with the three thugs ] I like peppers. I looooove anchovies. Sometimes, I like to get a pizza with nothin' on it but anchovies, no peppers, no olives, no onions Killer Thug : [ raises his revolver ] So, uh Head Thug : No, no, the boss just wants us to keep him on ice for a while.

Easy, easy! Stanley Spadowski : Hey, wait a minute! You guys aren't from the pizza place! Esther Bilchik : [ after Harvey gets home from playing poker, referring to the piece of paper in his pocket ] What's this? Harvey Bilchik : Oh, it's the deed to channel I won it with a pair of sevens. I was bluffing. Esther Bilchik : Channel 62? Never heard of it.

Harvey Bilchik : I'm not surprised. More people watch the fish tank at Leo's pet store. Crazy Ernie : If nobody comes down here and buys a car in the next hour, I'm gonna club this baby seal. I'm gonna club this seal to make a better deal.

You know I'll do it, too, cause I'm crazy. Stanley Spadowski : George? What's wrong, George? George Newman : Stanley, you don't want to know. Stanley Spadowski : [ confused ] Then why'd I ask? Is there anything I can do to help? George Newman : Now unless you got seventy-five thousand dollars on you. Stanley Spadowski : [ while searching carefully through crumpled pieces of currency ] No, sorry. George Newman : This is ridiculous. There must be something I can do. Bob Steckler : Well I've got good news and bad news.

George Newman : Okay, give me the bad news first. I figure this station will be flat broke by the end of the week. George Newman : [ shocked ] Well, what's the good news? Bob Steckler : I lied. There is no good news. Bob Steckler : What's Teri gonna say when she learns you got fired from another job again? Aren't you supposed to meet her at her parents house for dinner tonight? George Newman : Teri? Oh no!

What time is it? George Newman : ? Oh no, I gotta run. I'll see you later. Pamela Finklestein : Yeah, so, can I help you? I'm the new station manager. Pamela Finklestein : [ enraged tone ] Ugh! You know, when I first took this job, they told me that this position would only be temporary, and that eventually, when the time was right, I would be moved up to news which is really my forte.

You know how long I've been working here? Two years! It's kind of hard to get promoted when every other week you have a new boss!

This job really sucks! George Newman : [ keeping his cool ] Well Bob Steckler : I don't know about this, George. We don't know the first thing about what goes on in a television station. George Newman : Don't worry, Bob. It's just like working in a fish-market. Except you don't have to clean and gut fish all day.

Stanley Spadowski : [ addressing crowd ] Friends, there comes a time in every man's life when he has to look the potato of injustice right in the eye. There's a powerful evil force in the universe that lives in Channel 8 and I've seen it.

And I don't want to go pop its ugly greasy head around here. Do you? Stanley Spadowski : I can't hear you! Stanley Spadowski : I still can't hear you! Stanley Spadowski : Oh, right. Say it again! Teri Campbell : George, when are you gonna start taking things a little more seriously?

I mean, you've been bouncing from job to job ever since I've known you. You have to find some way of making your overactive imagination work for you instead of against you. Teri Campbell : What are you doing? This is important. George Newman : [ picks up a frying basket from a pot of boiling cooking oil, the blackened remains of something are seen ] Well, I think the fries are just about done.

Bob Steckler : [ unhappy ] Aw geez, George. You'd better not let Big Edna see that or she'll have a fit. Big Edna.

You sound like a broken record. Big Edna this, Big Edna that. Why are you so afraid of that pathetic tub of lard? George weakly smiles, as Big Edna smiles back, looking very menacing ]. Esther Bilchik : [ to George, who is at the punch bowl trying to pour punch into a poodle's mouth ] Oh George, would you come here a second?

George Newman : What do you got there, Bob? George Newman : Don't tell me we actually made the list. Bob Steckler : We beat the networks. This is unbelievable. Look at these notes. We got three shows in the top 5. Do you known what this means? We're finally going to make some real money. George, we are the number one station in town! Movie Announcer : There's lots of fun coming your way this weekend on U First, slam to your way to health as you "Stay Fit" with Mike and Spike!

Next, everybody's favorite: Chef Bernie invites you to go "Bowling for Burgers"! Sunday, be a part of the excitement as we premiere our new dazzling game show, "Strip Solitaire"!

And then, join us for hilarious fun on the all new "Practical Jokes and Bloopers"! It's a whole new weekend on U, the reason television was invented! Stanley Spadowski : [ chuckles ] Be there! George Newman : You know what?

Nobody in this small town appreciates a guy with a good imagination. Bob Steckler : Well, maybe not the people at the lumber yard, or the miniature golf course, or Floyd's Fish Market, or any of the other places you worked in the last Teri Campbell : George, did you get fired again?

George Newman : [ banging his head against a counter ] Yes! It's all true! I just don't know what's wrong with me! George Newman : So, what's for dinner? George Newman : Mashed potatoes? My favorite! Teri, you shouldn't have! Fletcher : No, thanks. Just taking a few measurements. George Newman : Wait a minute, I think I missed something here.

Fletcher : Oh, didn't I tell you? I own this place now. George Newman : [ shocked ] You what? Fletcher : What's the matter, kid, you got wax in your ears? George Newman : But my Uncle Harvey Fletcher : [ interrupts George ] Harvey Bilchik is flying in tonight to close the deal! Bob Steckler : Wait a minute. Don't you already own Channel 8? Isn't it illegal to own two television stations in the same town? Fletcher : Oh!

Fletcher : I guess I'll have to turn this place into a parking lot! Fletcher : You are a worthless human being, Mr.

Stanley Spadowski : Spadowski, sir. Fletcher : [ chuckles ] Might I call you Stanley? Stanley Spadowski : [ chuckles ] Okay Fletcher : Stanley George Newman : How's this for our new Friday night line-up? Chorus : [ commercial jingle ] Spatula City, we sell spatulas - and that's all!

George Newman : You know, Bobbo, I think you're developing a bad attitude here. You see, Bob, you gotta look at the big picture. You gotta grab life by the lips and YANK as hard as you can. Teri Campbell : What do you say, Stranger? George Newman : Teri, what are you doing here? I thought you never wanted to see me again. Teri Campbell : Whatever gave you that idea? George Newman : Well, I guess my first clue was when you told me you never wanted to see me again.

Kuni : [ jumps out from behind a door marked "Supplies" ] Supplies! Kuni : [ George and Bob walk by karate studio, when a student comes crashing through the second-story window. He looks up to see Kuni ] Hey, George! George Newman : Hey, Kuni! Beginner's class today? Kuni : Yeah, and they're so stupid! George Newman : Sex with furniture: what do you think?

Movie Announcer : The world watched in amazement as he unlocked the secrets of Al Capone's glove compartment! George Newman : Ah-ha Satan : Look, all I was trying to say was George Newman : Oh, shut up, you pinhead! You make me SICK! Movie Announcer : Sometimes shocking, always controversial. He deals with topics that the other talk shows are afraid to touch. He pries, he pokes, he digs deep. He gets the answers. He gets the facts. And most of all, he gets the ratings.

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